Know The Natural Laws.

These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tyre, the very next morning or soon thereafter, you will have
a flat tyre.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Happens
every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower,
the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is
cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what
you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it.....