Corporate Learning Series - 4/ Designations Galore

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby

in One month.

2) Tool Designer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a

Baby.

3) Plant Head is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in

one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if

no man and woman are available.

6) Value engineering Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll

produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is

delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to

produce a baby.

And lastly.................

9) Quality Inspector is a person who always tells his wife that this is not

the Right baby.

10) You : ???